Hero Name: Chopsticks Lady
Special Powers: Uncanny ability to wield chopsticks (for eating, fighting, killing and nosepicking)
Killer Move: Chopstick Torpedo (I throw a lot of sticks at people with incredible speed)
Weakness: Eating
How to signal: Wave a lot of chopsticks in the air and shout "I have food!"
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The saga unfolds...
Chopsticks Lady has been possessed by an evil force..
She feels her stomach churn. "HUNGRY...."
She's so hungry she licks her chopsticks. She looks around. Then she sees YOU. Yes. YOU.
Due to extreme hunger, Chopsticks Lady develops a new power! She uses a new technique called the UPCHUCK BLOW.
You turn nauseaus. You see her looking at you but you can't move!
Things turn really ugly. What will happen to you now??
I want to make the Chopsticks Lady into a full-blown RPG, so I'm transferring the whole thing to another blog. On what has been going on with my life (interrupted by the apparitions of the Chopsticks Lady)...
The org pledged to attend the Hinulugang Taktak Clean-up last April2. T'was the day I had incredibly many firsts. Its our president's birthday celebration the night before and most of us were really drunk and haven't had sleep. I, myself slept at around 5 am after downing 7 bottles of beer. I was the first to take a shower while my other orgmates were still sleeping on their asses. The registration for the clean-up is 8 am, but we got there at about 9:15 am. There were 11 of us on 2 cars (Mab's and Oliver's). Danes was driving for Mabby with me, Jef, Anna and Mj. Oliver had Kim, Kurt, Nad, Leslie, and Karen.
It was my first time to get to Hinulugang Taktak and to walk in the staggering heat for about a mile to get to the place where were supposed to clean up. There were all sorts of thrash - wet, dry, icky, and green. The whole place stinks to high heavens! We were given wool gloves to pick up the garbage (as if that's enough to protect our hands! we need plastic gloves for cryin' out loud!). There were also holes that made the garbage-picking even trickier. I have Danes as my partner (unluckily), I'm supposed to hold the garbage sack while he puts the thrash in. I don't know why he's so callous in putting the thrash and he likes to pick up wet things! He waves it all over the place and I get wet on my hands or my face. What a git! Anyway, the clean-up's supposed to be until 5 pm but we were so tired and we think that what were doing's superficial (you can't clean up the hinulugang taktak like that! you need a big filter!). We didn't stay for free lunch and ate somewhere else.
Someone thought that we should scout for resorts for the year-planning seminar since were already at Antipolo. I wanted to go home but I don't want to commute so I just tagged along. It was so friggin' hot we saw a field of grass on fire (no, not really but there was smoke!). We also saw two fat pigs inside a tricycle (cute)! We saw a few resorts but only one was really conducive for the event. Then Kurt suggested that we go to Daranak Falls since its like 7 kms away from the place. We nodded our heads in unison that we should grab this opportunity to go there.
*will be edited. is sleepy. will get back later.*
I talked with the former president of MSS (Medical Students Society from UP PGH) two nights ago because of the planned circumcision mission on maybe the third week of May. I asked about the things needed by the surgeons and other stuff like sutures, gloves, micropore tapes etc. He kindly dictated what kind of suturing needles or operating sponges they need. He had all these figures in his head (like 4-0 for needles, 4x10 for OS etc.) I was like WOW. Then I asked his email ad. He said mightily: "A, N, G, underscore," then his voice wavered, "iceeeman at yahoo dot com." All I could say was.. "Naks, superhero ka pala." Hindi ko alam kung matatawa ako.
