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Had a haircut yesterday and bought mom a real Christmas present- finally!  I went from really long to really short but still layered.

Anyway, when I got home from school yesterday I simply threw down my stuff then slept. My folks were eating dinner so they were keen on asking me why I wasn't attacking the whole table like I usually did. LOL. Actually, I took a bus home and the driver was so lame we all got dizzy.  Good thing - I missed dinner. Its 3 AM and I haven't eaten still.

Besides, I was really tired. I guess we all adapted to a new lifestyle during the holidays.  I had a 530-7PM class and boy was I tired after commuting from Diliman to whereverIamwhichisreallyfarfromit. Plus, our prof from Diagnostics class threatened us a lot - really stressful!

I hope I get really thin after this. 

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Anonymous Texter: Hi! Cn I crash into ur bc day!?
Me: Let's see. Who's this?
Anonymous Texter: Im Albert. jaz sum1 gve ur num, sum1 u knw,
Me: Who has the gall to give away my number?
Albert: She doesnt wnt 2 b told,

I did not reply after this SMS. I'm not spending a peso on someone who doesn't know when to use the right punctuation marks and substitutes 'jaz' for just. I can't even comment on the last message. LOL.

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Last night, I had the strangest and sickest dream. I woke up shaking and almost puking. I don't know how something THAT sick can come from my subconscious.  *shiver*

The dream is a who-dunnit mystery involving models. Unbelievably, my dream has a plot. Ha ha. The pivotal character is also a model who will inherit a something of value. But, one of her friends stole it. *The middle part is not so exciting*

One of her model friends has a strange hobby of showing her pubes on cam at parties. Think Madonna making love with the camera. At one party, she shows her pubes as usual. Then, there's a stampede. She doesn't mind the whole thing.

Suddenly, someone stuck a SYRINGE into her you-know-what. The model yelled for help, but the camera man/person was still shooting and nobody bothered to help her. She unstuck the syringe herself and blood SPURTED from her genitals.

Eeeeeew.                           

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It all started at the crack of dawn. We journeyed from the heart of Manila, then to the City of San Fernando - eventually, to Bataan. We only had a map and a list of tourist spots. Two out of four of us are intimidated with maps, only one of us has a driver's license, and we haven't really been to Bataan. 

Old Churches in Bataan: Orani Church, Abucay Church, Hermosa Church, Balanga Church, Pilar Church, Samal Church (clockwise)

Old Bataan Church interiors: Orion Church, Abucay Church Bells, Pilar Church, Pilar Church din. (clockwise)

Sibul Springs - POSE KUNG POSE!

A blatant desecration of the Dambana ng Kagitingan at Mt. Samal. No wonder the cross was always covered with fog when Leslie took photos. Minulto!

Dambana ng Kagitingan - after a loooooong climb.

We went to over 7 churches, one hot springs, and a huge cross. Whew! The photos tell that we really had a good time, right?

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Updates, updates:

I am officially an English "tutor" for Koreans. I started monday this week and being paid to just talking to my tutee. I'm lucky that her diction is the best one I've heard so far - compared to her friends that is. My other orgmates are tutoring her friends and boy are they having a hard time.

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Our old keyboard was infested with ants! For the past couple of days, we were wondering why the hell there were always ants on the pc table. We finally decided to dismantle the whole keyboard yesterday morning. We saw soil-like stuff and lots of ants. Wtf!?

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I snapped at the MRT Quezon Avenue Supervisor. I bought a stored value ticket for a hundred bucks earlier that day. On the way home from school, I used that card since the line is impossibly long. The machine said ticket error. I talked with MRT employees and they gave me back my P100 - they didn't have stored value tickets anymore. So, I had to endure that line! :< When I got in, I talked to the supervisor calmly - but he's like telling me to shove it and they can't do anything about it since it was a system error. What an idiot. The brat inside me took over and lord knows what happened.

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Some relatives are staying over. They took the entire fifth floor and obviously we all got displaced. But, I have the two cutest pamangkins in the whole world.