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A Horse with No Name

A week ago, I woke up with a rumbling stomach. I was resolved to eat anything I could see on the dining table. Brunch started normally - my mom asked me what I thought about the main course. Well, I said it tasted like Korean barbeque (although it looked remotely like it, I just had nothing to say). Flattered, my mom told me as-a-matter-of-factly that it wasn't Korean Barbeque. It's horse meat.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I literally ate a horse (You know the line "I could eat a horse"?). Apparently, horse meat has been around for years now at markets in Pasay and Makati. I looked at it for about 5 minutes and I almost got sick to my stomach. It stopped when my sister nonchalantly said that horse meat have almost 0% fat. I'd never look at a horse the same way again.

Spider Sense

I rode a jeep with two orgmates at Katipunan going to UP after having dinner. It was about 9PM; three bad-looking guys went inside. One of them sat beside me. I was particularly nervous, I felt something was up. I told one of my orgmates not to display her mobile phone in public. Geez. Pinilit ko silang bumaba bago pa makarating sa last stop yung jeep. When I got home, I noticed that my bag had a little rip, definitely made by a slasher. At least they weren't able to get anything. I'm officially declaring that I have a Spider sense for hold-uppers, slashers and other common crooks. Ha.

Hey Sonia!

During one of my library sessions, I stumbled upon a book on Pop culture and discovered this little piece of work. Hey Sonia! is one of Saucy Seaside's Postcards which has been sold for a large sum of money during the 50's. This postcard frequent boys' locker rooms and workmen's utility rooms.

After seeing this, I remembered a famous backside nude painting featured on the Discovery channel a few months ago. Painting a woman's backside in nude will always be more erotic than displaying the a woman's frontal features. Like the postcard, it tickles the imagination, making it more intriguing and sexier than the usual pornography.

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Lately, I've been receiving text messages that are puns to the concept of sending chain letters. It started with:

Hi. "I love my friends" - Send this to 10 people at makakatanggap ka ng cake. Totoo to. Nakakuha ako.

Then, someone came up with:

"Si Manny Pacquiao ay magaling na boksingero." I-send sa 8 na friends at magiging magaling ka rin na boksingero. Pramis!

"Si Wowie de Guzman ay magaling na mananayaw." I-send sa 6 na friends at magkakaroon ka ng nunal sa pisngi pagkatapos. Pls don't ignore.

But, this is THE shit:

"PANALO KA"  - send this message to 8 of your friends and you will win all your battles in life. This is true.. Nanalo na ko..

Don't get me started with other "funny" text messages like FEWlo Pascual, SOME Milby, MANY Pacquiao, ARUWANNAmissathing, and a lot more. Is this a sign of armageddon or boredom?