Bloated

I have been online most of the time for the past month but never really bothered to blog. I had to finish my work before I was officially resigned, so I worked my arse off for the past two weeks. Anyway, I'm part of the unemployed now, so I horse around the house, watch TV for hours, or browse porn. Hehe. This maybe a lengthy entry - cut into parts so the reader will not be confused.

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Mother-daughter Encounter at Mercury Drugstore

*Daughter has a loud and annoying voice

Mom gets Lactacyd from the shelf.

D: Para san yan, ma? Sa buhok?
M: Hindi.
D: Eh para san?
M: Para sa ano..
D: Sa kili kili?
M: Hindi.. para 'to sa ano..
D: Ahh! Ma, bigyan mo ko nyan ha. May sugat kasi ako eh!

[ROLF]

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What's on the tube

      

BLEACH                            NANA

I'm watching quite a few shows now, usually one or two episodes of each everyday, depending on my mood. Four animes - Bleach, Deathnote, Naruto and Nana. Bleach is the usual Shounnen anime (for boys with lotsa bottom-kicking and swordfighting - hindi espadahan ha). The theme isn't unusual but it's just fascinating to see Death Gods killing each other with elongated swords. While Nana is a Shoujo anime (for girls, mushy) but isn't really about a man and a woman's relationship. It's about two women - from totally different worlds - but so passionate about  their friendship it's almost lesbian. We all need a little feminine fix from time to time. I guess everyone's heard of Naruto and Deathnote, they're pretty famous.

I'm also watching Numbers, crime-busting using math and logic. Some of the methods are far-fetched but I'm not a math expert. I'm also inching my way to finish the third season of Grey's Anatomy. Movies I recently watched are Murder on the Orient Express (1974) and Fight back to School II (starring Stephen Chow).

The bottomline is I'm bored.

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I'm working on an animation poem about Filipino repeating names like Ping Ping or Dodong. Any suggestions or more names? My DA is about as dead as cold fish and I haven't started on ANY concept yet.

I'm just kicking back and enjoying my joblessness.

 

 

If you have virgin ears, listen to this. Just make sure you're using your headphones. It's just mp3.

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VIRGINIA TECH GUNMAN @ YAHOO NEWS

If you haven't heard about the shoot out at Virginia Tech, then I'd say you're either in outer space or you don't have TV. The news is just so ironic. Hahaha.

So that's why..

 

Both are offsprings of Fergy's videos. The first vid's from a group of Computer Engineering students from Bulacan State University. The lyrics is provided ala videoke. HAHA.



Killer stanza:

"Itigil na ang dakdak
Ang higil ko ay black
para di kita ang fat
I'm delicious (Salaginto't salagubang)
So delicious (Kung gumiri'y parang tandang)
T-t-t-t-tasty tasty!"


Now, if you're particulary squeamish with scat porn, don't watch. HAHAHA. Courtesy of THE SIEGE




Killer stanza:

"Mix poo with pee pee
Poo poo poo poo pee pee juice
Poo poo pee pee poo poo pee pee"