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Why am I making my "how do you feel now" state my title? Anyway, I look (and I actually am) drained for the past two months. Having a job literally means catching up on my social life haphazardly every Saturday then watching new DVD titles like "Bad Family" (Korean series) or old ones like Zenki. I liked my daily routine when I didn't have a job. I like fun routines so much that I rush to LRT on the busy and nose-assaulting Recto area during weekdays so I can catch Dragonball (not Z, mind you, its way way more ancient) on Animax.

When I had time to travel or walk around, getting myself lost, I shot at everything. Now, I only shoot my student's baked cookies or Saturday barkada gimiks - which is making me really really really depressed. It's also making depressions on my face. My face now almost looks like the moon - from afar, I don't have craters yet. I bought Panoxyl, Fitrum, Vitamin C and other shite to get better but I don't know what I got myself into.

I feel ugly.

Gimme a date.

Not kidding.

I'll watch Ranma 1/2 now. One of my 10 PM routines. I love/hate this.

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I've been so worked up (read: pimples) a couple of weeks now . This Christmas vacation is the BEST thing that happened to me since I started working. I love the feeling of the warm, bloody sun pricking me awake, my annoying aunt slapping me awake to attend mass but pretending to be asleep, and missing breakfast.

After our Christmas party at Jollibee (YES, we have a picture!), we went to Starcity. I thought I'd fall off one of the rides because I had a three-hour sleep to last me the whole freaking day. The roller coaster was fairly scary, I closed my eyes on the loop. Couldn't take it. Maybe next time. Haha. Anyway, I'm still alive and I'm going to shop my legs away tomorrow.

Of course, I'm dying to meet everyone now that I have my time off.

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Hazzards of the job

Location: Left, upper arm

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EXHAUSTING.

This is an understatement. It's an 8-to-5 job but sadly it isn't predictable. I have two one-on-one classes 'til noon (both for children with autism), kinder two class (PDD, ADHD, and autism), and lastly my two precious MR (mentally retarded) girls - one with pervasive developmental delay and the other, who's neck I'd like to wring, has global developmental delay. 

All these might sound gibberish to you but believe me - I NOW LOOK 10 YEARS OLDER. 

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Yes, I am officially part of the work force some 48 hours ago. One hour travel time from home, but the traffic really gets on my nerves. Still finding a way to avoid the hassle. Kadiri pa yung usok sa Taft - brings back high school memories. Hindi ako sanay mag-LRT. Good thing there's a female section. Glen and Ciara (HS classmates) are also working there as speech therapists so the whole place doesn't feel strange. I hafta sleep at around 10:30 PM and wake up at 6 AM.

Goodbye DVD marathons. Goodbye virtual life. 

Crap!  

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In the spirit of Halloween, I watched The Ring (RINGU) Series (0, 1 and 2) and browsed the internet for more info. Apparently, there are a lot of other Ring movies like Rasen, Ring Spiral and Ring Virus. It also has a novel that is so scifi it's making my head hurt (Sadako was discovered to by an XY after someone raped her).

So, here's the Manga feature that the title promised. It's called THE CURSE OF SADAKO. If you watched the Ring series, it will really creep you out.

The cover is a winner. Look at that mouth and the staple bulging eyes.

Shizuko (Sadako's mom) - combing her hair.

Reporters saying Shizuko's a fraud. With noses like Michael Jackson, they could be equally scary.

Shizuko screaming after finding out Sadako split in two. Note that the scream in the movie and that scream (talk bubble) is identical. LOYAL!

Sadako climbing. A sort of an anti-climatic photo but I like you to see the hands, especially the fingernails.

GO DOWNLOAD THE MANGA NOW if you want to be scared just for the heck of it. If you can't find it, I can email it to ya. :D

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I'm fucking tired of everyone commenting about my weight. Everyone's making an absolute fuss about it. Well, screw them. Even if you're family, you don't have an inkling of an idea of what hate can make me do.

You are not in a ruckus because you are concerned about my health. Your aesthetic sensibilities are assaulted - you don't like seeing flabs, lovehandles or double chins. It's not a pretty sight, but you have got to give us fatties a break. Instead of saying I should lose weight, pay for my damn monthly gym subscription, you hypocrite. You're saying I don't have self-control, that I gobble up everything I see. Well, you should try to control yourself because with a mouth running three hundred words per minute, you should exercise self-control and stop feeling like Oprah possessed you.

You have two options - you could stop looking at me or I could sew your pretty mouth shut.

You choose.

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Dear Doc,

You know I used dear for formality's sake. Bakit mo ba ako laging inaaasar, ha? 3o minutes pa lang tayo magkakilala hiniritan mo na ako agad. Nung nahilo ako, sinabi mo sa akin na hindi lang ako sanay malipasan ng gutom. Nung nag-beach volleyball tayo, sabi mo kaya clear yung shots ko sa photos kasi hindi ako gumagalaw. Nung ginaya ko yung deep breaths ni Darth Vader, sabi mo bad breath lang yan. Nung nagcomment ako tungkol sa bikers na naka-spandex, sabi mo kung saan saan kasi ako tumitingin. Grabe ka ha. Ang presko mo.

Nung first dinner natin, sinabi mo sa banda na birthday ko. Kinantahan tuloy ako, tapos sinayaw pa ako ng bokalista. Ugh. Alam mo, gusto talaga kita gantihan. Pero sa tuwing nakakaisip ako ng ganti, aasarin mo nanaman ako. Ano ba, ha? Gagamitin ko yung mga acupuncture needles mo at itutusok ko sayo. May funny moments ka naman eh. Sige na - nung pinagalaw mo yung stomach fats mo, nung ginamitan mo ako ng bruce lee moves mo, at nung inilawan mo ako ng penlight para kunwari "spotlight" para matanong niyo ako tungkol sa lovelife ko, at nung tinatakot mo ako nung nag-snorkeling tayo.

Kung makita kita ulit, malamang kukurutin ko ilong mo at babasagin ko salamin mo.

Faith

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